With no new news this week, I had to come up with filler. You left me no choice. I decided to make the best of a desperate situation and recommend the perfect holiday book. It must be perfect because it says so above, and you’re not allowed to lie on the internet.

But if you’re still skeptical, don’t take my word for it. Just read a few of these completely unbiased and not-written-by-me reviews.

  • “This is a book that I wish I could have written. It captures the spirit of Christmas much better than I managed.” – Charles Dickens
  • “I envy the author’s command of the English language.” – Leo Tolstoy
  • “I know an epic when I see one, and this is certainly an epic.” – Homer
  • “This is a super book.” – Diana Prince, an Amazonian Book Review
  • “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.” – Random Typesetter
  • “A rambling, stream-of-consciousness work that is part memoir, part self-help manual. The author’s liberal use of footnotes may be a problem for some.” – The Daily Republican
  • “The book is so much better than the movie, or it would be if there was a movie.” – @reallynotatroll
  • “Your relatives are already laughing at you. Make them get in line by laughing at yourself first.”  – Chuck Storla
  • “I found it to be a quick read and I’ve been moving kinda slow at the junction.” – Uncle Joe
  • “A good book to take on a long plane trip.” – Amelia E.
  • “What can I say? I loved it.” – Chuck’s Mother

Buy it now and then make your voice heard by posting your own review on Amazon.com. Available in paperback and Kindle (ebook) format.