Our subdivision is a quiet community for senior living, nestled amidst serene natural surroundings, away from the hustle and bustle of urban life. We think of Grace as a peaceful haven where the pace is gentle, and tranquility reigns supreme.

But from time to time, something happens to throw a wrench in the works. Or should we say something happens that throws a bottle in the works.

Last evening certain individuals—AKA “The Usual Suspects”— remembered where they put the wine they bought at Publix last week and mayhem ensued.

Among other things, they are wanted for the following:

  • Conduct Unbecoming a Grandparent,
  • Staying up waaay later than they should, and
  • Doing the Macarena with Malice.

If you happen upon any of these individuals on your way to the mailboxes, just keep walking.