Some think we live in a peculiar place—

A very peculiar place we call Grace.

All here agree, it’s quite a nice space.

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All the same, there are things that are missing.

Not long ago, you could not even go fishing.

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So this week Carol decided she wanted a pet.

She wanted the most unusual one she could get.

And she found an unusual one at Goodwill,

With the oh-so usual name of Just Bill.

(He’s not all that pretty. I think you’ll agree.

But what do you expect for a buck ninety-three?)

She thought he’d wear the suit for all time,

But he changed his clothes as we ran out of rhyme.

Now we’ve hit the worst case 

where we’ll have to replace 

The Bill on the Hill in the place we call Grace.